What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

And Stephen Hawking said.

your face is kinda funny

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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