- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

WNBA

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Me

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

White men's rights

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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