- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What's a joke? Funny

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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