- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

masturbating on a tarc bus

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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