I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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whats the capital of congo famine

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

whats your budget like? a budget.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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