- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What does two plus two equal? 4

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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