What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Massie is a fatass

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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