High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Bitch

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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