- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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