What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Terraria

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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