- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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