A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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being sober in a bar fight

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What is the name of the car? What

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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