- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Then none of us want to be right.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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