- Anti Joke

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato