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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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