- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

can you pass the soap?

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

i have two hands.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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