Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

copy me and i will kill you

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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