Nero, sure you are okay?

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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I like the color potato.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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