A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Robin, get in the car!

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