Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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My name is Jeff

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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