Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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