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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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