Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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