How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Iif your reading this ur gay

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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