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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

A midget walked under a bar.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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