You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Penis

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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