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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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