- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

whats hairy and crys your mom

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