Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

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