How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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