What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Chlamydia

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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