White men's rights

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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A storm be brewin!

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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