- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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