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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Nero, sure you are okay?

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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