- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

How come grilled cheese?

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

The Princess is in another castle

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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