Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

I wrote a funny joke.

Sex education in Texas.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

boner

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Homosexualism is so gay man

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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