whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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How old is your mom Dead

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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eden stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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