how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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