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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

whats white and sticky glue

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Hi, my name is Jake.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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