How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Woman rights.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

The global news

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Anti Joke

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