Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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