- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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