- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

How High is a Chinese man

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Gingers.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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