Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Your mom is so nice.

cats are pussies

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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