Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

cats are pussies

Your mom is so nice.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...