- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Irish sobriety

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Chris Bosh's neck

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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