knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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