what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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