A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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whats 2+2? math.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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