what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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