What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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