whats funny about this joke? nothing.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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