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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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