What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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A train poops its pants.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Well this is pointless.....

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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