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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

rose are red violets should be purple

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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