Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

guest what i love pancakes

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

haha

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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