What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

I just drank a cola.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Poop

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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