What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Neither have I

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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WILLYS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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