Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3021 North Broadway Avenue

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Women's rights

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Anti Joke

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