- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Women's rights

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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