knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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