- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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say it ten times fast: oh

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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