What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

rocky is here again.......................

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Terraria

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

This sentence is a lie.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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