Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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