- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

You wanna see something really scary?

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

I agree to the terms and conditions

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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