- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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