Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Where's my tractor?

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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