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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

So, same time tomorrow then?

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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