- Anti Joke

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What comes after 69? 70

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What comes after 69? 70

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What comes after 69? 70

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.