why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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A man buys a prius

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Anti Joke

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