- Anti Joke

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Your mom went to college

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner