Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

there once was a black man who played basketball

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What is the name of the car? What

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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