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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Chris Bosh's neck

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Anti Joke

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