- Anti Joke

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.