There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

guest what i love pancakes

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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