Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Your Mother

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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