So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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