Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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