- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Obama walks into a hospital....

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

ur mum

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

I'd like to make a withdraw

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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