- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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