- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What comes after 69? 70

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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