What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Penis

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Anti Joke

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