- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Woman rights.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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