A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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karn chevalier

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Gay rights.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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