- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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