Me Neither.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

cats are pussies

Your mom is so nice.

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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