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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Christianity.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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