- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Christianity.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

An Englishman walks into a bar.

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