What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Massie is a fatass

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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