- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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