- Anti Joke

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Massie is a fatass

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."