What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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