- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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