- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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