- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

knock knock Goodbye

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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