Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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Knock knock Shut up

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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