Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Dont read this joke

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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lets bomb africa

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Women can vote? wtf

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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