- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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