- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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