- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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