- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

scraggle is in you pillow case

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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