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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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