- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

joke under this line wins _________________________

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

why dont they make black forks

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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