why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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