- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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