- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

scientology.

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