Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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women's rights

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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