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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

book 'em danno

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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